“甜美到爆表”的土味情话：我最近一直在找一家店，你的来电
1.我太笨了。
怎么了？
由于我除了喜爱你，什么事情都做欠好。
I'm too stupid.
what happened?
Because I can't do anything except I like you.
2.你猜我爱喝酒仍是爱打王者？
爱打王者吧！
不，爱你！
Guess I love drinking or hitting the king?
Love to fight the king!
Do not love you!
3.我最近考试考得很差?
为什么?
由于不论遇到什么题，我的答案都是你。
I have a bad exam recently?
why?
Because no matter what problem you encounter, my answer is you.
5.对你这种人，除了爱情，我没什么好和你谈的！
For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you except for love!
6.别调戏我，否则我非礼你。
Don't make fun of me, or I will be rude to you.
7.假如你是小叮当，你觉得我是什么？
不知道，是什么？
我是铃儿啊！
为什么？
由于，铃儿响（想）叮当啊！
If you are Tinkerbell, what do you think I am?
not sure what it is?
I'm Linger!
why?
Because, Jinger ringing (thinking) Ding Jing!
8.假如你乐意，我就喜爱你，假如你不乐意，我就单相思，你乐意吗？
If you like, I like you, if you do n’t, I am unrequited, would you?
9.我们都说我的性质很慢，其实我也能够很快，比方，后边有狗追我或许你在前面等我。
Everyone says that I have a slow temper, but in fact, I can be fast, for example, there is a dog chasing me behind or you waiting for me in front.
10.这国际便是个巨大的娃娃机，我站在橱窗周围，只想要你。
This world is a huge doll machine, I stand by the window and just want you.
